Me with Dutchess
Sep 21, 2014

Me with Dutchess

Mornings, they make me frown x(
Sep 17, 2014

Mornings, they make me frown x(

Albert the 2nd - King of the Caterpillars.
Found him in the garden today. Last I checked he was still there, he’s moved about one meter today, maybe he overeat at the kingly banquet.
Sep 17, 2014

Albert the 2nd - King of the Caterpillars.
Found him in the garden today. Last I checked he was still there, he’s moved about one meter today, maybe he overeat at the kingly banquet.

This monstrosity just interrupted my tomato sandwich. Evil bastard.
Sep 17, 2014

This monstrosity just interrupted my tomato sandwich. Evil bastard.

Sep 16, 2014 / 107,826 notes

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

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Sep 15, 2014 / 14,514 notes

adorablebadass:

orangeitnblack:

i need to know the pork chop story

both of them

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comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard
Sep 15, 2014 / 392,159 notes

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

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forged-mello:

robensemble:

That escalated quickly.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
Sep 14, 2014 / 407,187 notes

forged-mello:

robensemble:

That escalated quickly.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

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Sep 14, 2014

B chord

No matter how hard I try I can not play a B chord to save my life. C major, no problem at all. Stupid stubby bass fingers x(

Sep 14, 2014 / 1,333 notes
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500daysofsassy:

mythology is literally the most interesting shit ever if you dont agree get outta my face

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Sep 14, 2014 / 266,762 notes

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Sep 14, 2014

Megalolz

Lost a follower since I posted my face. I didn’t even lose a follower in the months/years where I didn’t post anything at all! Am I really that terrifying to look at or?
Oh well, let the shallow be shallow. They’ll be missing out on my FUCKING AMAZING BLOG. Maybe I shouldn’t have cut my hair bitcheslovehair.

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It was reaaaally long and got annoying to manage.

So, long or short? If anyone out there really pays any attention to my posts, let me know xD

Just found this in some old pictures of our 30 mile Duke of Edinburgh hike across South Ireland. If I remember right, that bottle in my hand has cold black tea in it. Yummy.
Sep 14, 2014 / 1 note

Just found this in some old pictures of our 30 mile Duke of Edinburgh hike across South Ireland. If I remember right, that bottle in my hand has cold black tea in it. Yummy.

Sep 14, 2014 / 20,208 notes

clockworkruins:

Man, I sure wish I had a download code for the demo of

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